Chapter One - Retarded

Sleep, went to class, computer games, fooling around, eat, cigarettes, football, SMS, closed my eyes..

Then I opened my eyes. Shocked, I just realized that I've been away from my home land of Sabah for about 177 days. I'm in part II of Pre Law now. I enjoyed most of my days here, and I realized that some of my friends had changed since the 1st day I met them. One changed into Mr.Winston 24hours, one changed into Mr.Smile-Even-When-You-Sleep, one into Mr.Poyo, and some are still the same.

Same, as sucks as ever. I prefer to call them Mr&Mrs. Fuck Face. I always wonder.. Why? They never went to my home land, and I've been to theirs. But yet their face are keep saying these words " people of Sabah are uncivilized. We are much better. Plus, they spoke Malay 'weirdly'. So, they are weirdo. " And theres one night that I almost turn into wolverine and broke one of these Mr&Mrs. Fuck Face's back bone. Since they are more likely a bunch of red-butt-monkey, I'll not use "he" or "she", but I'll use "it". So, this monkey said " All people of Sabah and Sarawak are infidel ".

Did your parents thought you that? Guess what? During that very moment, I just thinking about one thing~ What's the best way to mute this monkey? Kick it's face, or put my fist into it's butt? Slapping it's face with my 177days unwashed stokin maybe will be the better idea?

But I choose to keep quite. I pray to Jesus, please give me the strenght to block my ears from hearing these words of deep shit. I don't want to get expelled just because of this monkey.. I have to achieve something here, something useful for my future, and I want to concentrate my study.. That's why I'm here.

My mouth shut, and didn't give any response to the monkey. But my head was not as quite as my mouth..

I read news. I know about the latest transfer in football. I know about Manchester United, Federer, and the horoscope. And I also know about the unity of this country that became worsen.

How it'll get better if this situation continue? Are these monkeys never met any people from Borneo before, or heard anything about Borneo before? Or is this because they think that they are the only race that exist in this world?

I've learned about them in my critical thinking subject. STEREOTYPING. they are stereotyping. Just now I went to wakaf in front of the library with my future wife. Then I heard voices from the part I student who passing by. They said "apa" with Sabahan dialect, and laugh out loud. I heard them, and laugh myself. Pity.. Pathetic. I think this is the 1st time they ever know the other way to prnounce words in Malay.

Hey mega fucking stupid girls, look. Do you ever watch P. Ramlee movie? How did they pronounce the word a-p-a? Did they replace the "a" at the end with "e"? 1 more simple question. Did you ever look official debate, or news in TV? How did the debator, or the reporter pronounce their Malay language?

So what are you laughing at? Maybe you laugh because you think that the Sabahan and Sarawakian's speaking "weirdly". But hey, you are actually laughing at yourself. You are actually saying "stupid, sucks, silly, asshole, pathetic, and retarded" to yourself happily and loudly.

Before some of you get confused, let me tell you this. I'm not saying that Sabahan and Sarawakian speaking the right Malay, while the others are not. I'm not trying to say that. For me, that is what we called 'dialect' or 'slang'. That's why we are unique. Kelantanese have their own dialect, same with the people of Terengganu, Kedah, and so on. Then why the Sabahan and Sarawakian can't speak their own dialect? Why must you laugh at us?

I'll try to sleep earlier tonight, and dream of Albert Einstein. Then I'll ask him about the question. But somehow, I think that I can answer it by myself.

Why must you laugh at us? To those who did, the answer is simply because you are retarded. Plus, this kind of people are actually only "half people".. Half of them are made by shit.
Deep-monkey- shit from retarded+syndrom downed+horny goat's asshole.

If one of those buch of monkeys read this post, and find itself mad of me.. Then next time you should learn to respect other people. Coz maybe I'm not gonna spare you if you repeat it again.